Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Don't EVER smell your tampon
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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