what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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