You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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