What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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