So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I think your dad took our porno
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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