dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
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