i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
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