let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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