I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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