What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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