Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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