I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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