roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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