you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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