it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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