Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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