But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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