I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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