Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
The ass gains better be worth it
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