big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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