he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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