she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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