We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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