just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
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