everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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