we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Randomize
