wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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