Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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