Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
50% drunk capacity currently
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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