"it" just moved
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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