Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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