Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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