This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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