I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i just google imaged poop.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
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