He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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