You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
