Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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