You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I cockslap morals
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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