That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
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