We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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