Nicole vs. Life
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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