The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
operation harelip BJ is a go
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
