Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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