jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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