garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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