Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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