As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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