I'm gonna have a badass scar
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
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