Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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