apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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