at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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