everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I love having hate sex.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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