worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I've blown a few things in my day
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I need to align my fucking chakras
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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