Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I touched a dick in church today
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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